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    Joke of the Day

    Post  ibuansary on Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:46 am

    "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
    Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his Car"

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post  leviard on Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:59 am

    ibuansary wrote:"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
    Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his Car"



    lololololol...

    i guess i never want to go anywhere with your grandfather... Very Happy
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post  Naved on Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:29 pm


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post  Naved on Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:32 pm

    A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party and his host, Banta,
    naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

    "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Banta asked "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

    "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which
    everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you
    on the track."

    "What sort of question?"

    "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

    Banta thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You
    wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I
    don't know much about history."
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post  Naved on Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:34 pm

    Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models.

    Santa says to the Banta, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"

    Banta replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"

    Santa says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."

    Banta smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if
    she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too."

    Three weeks later, Banta asks Santa, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the catalog?"

    Santa replies, "No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post  leviard on Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:33 am

    more, more, more jokes please... Very Happy

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